Stephen sucked my eyes out
with a vacuum cleaner
but I replaced them with light bulbs
Now everyone says
"Hey Jack, what's the big EYEDEA?"
I'm up on the rooftop,
I''m rocking altitude!
What's with all this "walk, don't walk"?
They should just build
underground tunnels for the mole people
and zip-lines for people
who wish that they could fly
I'm not one for scandal,
but I can raise an eyebrow
I've seen my share of horror
I'm looking like a window
Well, a giant meatball the size of Texas
came down from outer space
and I ate the whole thing!
Now everybody says,
"Jack, you're a fine piece of mass!"
I'm a man of my word,
but words ain't worth my spit
so I'm tearing out my tongue
Get a load of this!
credits
from Eyedeas EP,
track released July 2, 2011
Recorded by Jack McKool and Jack Swart
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